Too Long, Didn't Read: King James Version (TL;DR KJV) The Daily Drop
ONE STORY. EVERY WEEKDAY.
UNTIL WE RUN THROUGH THE ENTIRE BIBLE.
YOU LOVE GOD...
BUT YOU'VE ALSO CLOSED YOUR BIBLE APP MID-CHAPTER LIKE,
'WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!'
🚨 NEXT DROP HITS MONDAY @ 7AM.
Join now--don’t say I didn’t warn you.
YOU STARTED IN GENESIS AND GOT LOST BY LEVITICUS.
YOU MEANT TO READ MORE, BUT LIFE STAY LIFE-ING
YOU KNOW GOD IS SPEAKING...
BUT BABY--IT'S GIVING DAN BROWN MEETS HOLY HIEROGLYPHICS AND YOU LEFT YOUR YUBI KEY IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS
BUT DON'T WORRY, I GOTCHU!
ENTER THE TL;DR (TOO LONG DIDN'T READ) KJV DAILY DROP
EVERY WEEKDAY, I HIT YOUR 📥WITH:
📣 A BREAKDOWN OF ONE BIBLE STORY IN PLAIN-ENGLISH -- JUST THE ESSENTIALS--BUT ENTERTAINING AF (anointed and funny)
📣 KEY THEMES TO CARRY (WE GONE MAKE SURE THE SCRIPTURE STICK TO YOU LIKE GRITS)
📣 LINES TO STEAL -- SO YOU CAN POST, QUOTE, OR WHISPER TO YOURSELF MID-MEETING
📣 PLUS SOME RELATABLE COMMENTARY TO KEEP IT REAL AND HAVE YOU ALL...
"IT'S ME, I'M______"
IT’S GIVING REVELATION—NOT RIDDLES.
NO THEOLOGY DEGREE REQ'D.
JUST THE BIBLE, UNPACKED LIKE WE CHILLING ON FACETIME RUBBING OUR FEET TOGETHER.
THIS IS FOR YOU IF:
👀 YOU'VE GOT FAITH...BUT ZERO PATIENCE FOR READING 42 NAMES BACK-TO-BACK (WHO CAN PRONOUNCE THEM ANYWAY?)
👀 YOU WANT MORE THAN VIBES-- YOU WANT UNDERSTANDING... BUT LIKE WITH CONTEXT & MAYE SOME COMMENTARY
👀 YOU DEADASS WANT TO READ THE BIBLE COVER-TO-COVER...BUT 'BABE I'VE GOT LIKE THREE MIN MAX AT ANY GIVEN TIME'
THE FORMAT:
🔥 ONE TL;DR STORY DELIVERED MONDAY THRU FRIDAY
🔥 WE START FROM GENESIS & END AT REVELATION. (YES, ALL 66 BOOKS)
🔥 CREATED FOR ELDER MILLENNIALS WHO LOVE THEIR COFFEE, LOVE A GOOD ACAI BOWL, SPONGEBOB MEMES, AND WAS ON FACEBOOK WHEN YOU NEEDED '.EDU' EMAIL...
AND YES, GEN Z, I AM WINNING GOD'S INTERNET WITH THIS ONE.
SNEAK PEEK 🫣 IS THAT YOU?
HERE'S A SAMPLE OF WHAT WILL HIT YOUR GMAIL 💌:
GEN X I GOT YOU TOO, BABY.
I KNOW YOU GOT THAT KING JAMES IN THE GLOVE BOX AND A 'WWJD' BRACELET IN A JUNK DRAWER SOMEWHERE...
LET'S BRING IT FULL CIRCLE.
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU:
HIGHLIGHT YOUR BIBLE OR JUST HIGHLIGHT VERSES ON IG
IF YOU QUOTE PAUL OR DJ PAUL
THE TL;DR KJV DAILY DROP IS FOR YOU
The Scripture is sacred—but the delivery got jokes, cultural context, and zero spiritual elitism.
OH, IT'S FREE BECAUSE GOD'S WORD IS TOO.
GOD'S ABOUT TO SPEAK TO YOU IN A WAY THAT HITS!
WE FINNA SPIN THE BLOCK INTO SCRIPTURE (and you won't get lost in Chronicles, not the 1 or the 2)
FINALLY--A BIBLE PLAN YOU'LL ACTUALLY FINISH
HERE IS WHAT FOLKS ARE SAYING:
— Camille, 46
— Diamond, 32
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